there be ducks. . .
“There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!’
-Mitch Hedberg
*DISCLAIMER* This falls under the category of waaay too much information,
so if you're squeamish, skip it.
Early yesterday, the Puff and I were doing the morning thing when we heard daddy’s alarm clock ringing. Some time passed, and as we had seen no signs of him – we went to investigate. By way of greeting, Dad let loose one of his infamous first-thing-in-the-morning flatulations…
D: BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP!
T: *wide eyes* WHAT was THAT???!!!
M: It was a duck
T: *wider eyes* A DUCK! Where is a duck?!
M: Under the bed, it would seem. . .
D: *chuckles*
*T gets down on hands-and-knees and looks under the bed*
T: I can’t see him!
T: Duuuuuck! Where are yooooou??!
T: Mom! I need a flashlight! I need to find the duck!
T: Listen! Do you hear him again? Lets find the duck. . .
T: Moooom!!! Could you help me find him?
***This went on for a bit over 15 minutes***