there be ducks. . .

October 9, 2009 at 12:21 am (random Puffs, whimsically silly)

“There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!’

-Mitch Hedberg

*DISCLAIMER* This falls under the category of waaay too much information,
so if you're squeamish, skip it.

Early yesterday, the Puff and I were doing the morning thing when we heard daddy’s alarm clock ringing. Some time passed, and as we had seen no signs of him – we went to investigate. By way of greeting, Dad let loose one of his infamous first-thing-in-the-morning flatulations…

D: BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP!

T: *wide eyes* WHAT was THAT???!!!

M: It was a duck

T: *wider eyes* A DUCK! Where is a duck?!

M: Under the bed, it would seem. . .

D: *chuckles*

*T gets down on hands-and-knees and looks under the bed*

T: I can’t see him!

T: Duuuuuck! Where are yooooou??!

T: Mom! I need a flashlight! I need to find the duck!

T: Listen! Do you hear him again? Lets find the duck. . .

T: Moooom!!! Could you help me find him?

***This went on for a bit over 15 minutes***

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