Puff says.
“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face”
Jack Handy
On hiccups:
T: hic. . . hic. . .hic. . .
T: hic. . . hic. . .hic. . .
T: hic. . . hic. . .hic. . .
T: MOMMY!
T: I have hiccups! I NEED some Motrin!!!
On work and money:
T: Mommy, you CAN’T go to work! You sit down RIGHT NOW!
Me: Baby, believe me – I don’t want to go, but I have to.
T: NO! You don’t hafta go to WORK!
Me: I do, because when I go to work I get money.
T: NO! You don’t need MONEY!
Me: We do need money to pay for things, like food and clothes. . .
T: *blank stare*
Me: . . .and we also need money so that we can go to the Dollar Sore and pick out special treats sometimes!
T: OH! Okay! I wanna go to the Dollar Store and get a special treat! Lets do dis!
Me: Well, Mommy has to go to work first to get money so we can go. . .
T: Okay! You go to work. . .and. . .I will go to work too!
Me: Baby, I’m sorry. You can’t come to work with me. You have to stay home with your Daddy.
T: Oh no. I will go to work wif’ you, so I can get some money, too. . .and get some special treats!
Me: Puff, you’re too little to come with me. . .But don’t worry, I’ll share my money with you!
T: *throwing tantrum* I WANNA GO TO WORK AND GET SOME MOONNNEEEEY!!! I WANNA GO WIF’ YOOOOUUU!!!!
Me: *runs away*
On counting:
T: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!
T: . . .and one-teens, two-teens, three-teens. . .
On the potty:
T: (from the bathroom) Mommmmmmeeeeeeeee!
Me: All done?
T: Yup! But its stinky in here!
Me: Ohhh! Did you make a poopie?
T: Yes. A very very BIG poopie!
Me: Good job!
T: Mom. Its a GIANT poopie!
Me: Oh yeah? Wow. . .
T: IT’S MONSTROUS!
Me: . . .
Huginn, Muninn, and me 