Teaball says…

March 2, 2010 at 7:10 am (darndest, random Puffs, whimsically silly)

“What is a home without children?  Quiet.”

-Henny Youngman

*Random image of the Puffy Wonder*

…Thought I’d share just a few of the silly things my daughter has said recently – believe me, this isn’t anywhere NEAR all of them! How on earth did she get to be so SILLY!?

“My neck hurts – I got FROATS!”
(regarding a sore throat)

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“MOM! There is a FROG stuck in my FUNNEL and the WATER WON’T DRAIN!
(regarding bath toys)

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“You got the skills, mom? Everybody can’t get the skills. . .”
(regarding my awesomeness)

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“Mommy? Do dinosaurs wag their tails?”
(regarding – duh)

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Daddy: Rintu is a jerk! (in that episode, he was)
T: NO HES NOT! Rintu is a TIGER, silly! (he is)
(regarding a character from Ni-Hao Kai-Lan)

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“The squirrels were making too much noise and woke me up.”
(regarding why she was awake at 1:30 AM)

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*Another random picture of the Wonder Puff -
Please note the Buzz Lightyear jammies!*

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“It’s okay, mom. I’ll protect ya. Because I LOVE ya, an’ I’m YOUR HERO!”
(regarding why I shouldn’t worry about anything at all!)

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T: My brain hurts
Me: Oh no! Do you have a headache?
T: NO! IT HURTS IN MY BRAIN!
Me: Here? *touches T’s head*
T: NO! HERE! IN MY FROATS!
Me: Where is your brain?
T: Inside of my neck.
(again, regarding a sore throat)

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“EEEEK! The cat! He scared me. . .first, he was INVISIBLE – but then I saw him with my eyes!”
(regarding the way cats have of sneaking up on you)

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“Munky Joe? Did your hair all fall out?”
(regarding a shaved head)

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“I’m sorry. . .I can’t hug you right now, I’m busy playing wif’ my WEGGOS!”
(regarding leggos -vs- hugs)

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“Mom, can I have an apple please? Flavored BIG?”
(regarding unsliced apples)

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“HEY! SHE’S GOT A LADYBUG TATTOO ON HER HEAD!!! ITS SOOOOOOO CUTE!”
(regarding baby C’s birthmark)

Baby C's birthmark/ladybug tattoo...

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